Vagina Lifting, Still An Exhibition Sport At The London Olympics!

When I was younger and much more impressionable, I remember hearing the Russians and East Germans won many gold medals in the Olympics because they would take children and test their muscles. If they had more fast twitch muscles, they were made to run sprints and if they had more slow twitch muscles, they were made to run distance. Of course their density and muscle mass would determine other sports etc. The kids would be plucked out of their families and taken to centers and trained. I imagined parents waving goodbye to their wee kids and consoling themselves that the children would be fed much better than the entire village and they would become strong and serve mother Russia. I never really knew if it was real or just propaganda. Then I came across this story: A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!” The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made. “You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.” Perhaps now that they have the strongest vagina, I wonder if the Russians will start testing for vagina muscles.